sodamnrelatable:

today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly” 

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(Source: strongestmeme, via worsting)

shytoaster:

what-the-fuckasaurus-rex:

dicketysplit:

trying to write essays

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what does this mean

have u ever written an essay

(via encourage)

lebaenese:

brokendildo:

lebaenese:

I could win Americas next top model tbh

there’s an animal category?

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(via mcneymar)

Alma

eternue:

Quando transborda, é no papel que me enxugo.

(Source: alvorado)

unbeliefs:

me: i just did 5 squats why am i still fat

(via succeeding)